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| The Random Announcements Thread | |
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| Topic Started: Feb 18 2008, 08:02 PM (1,569 Views) | |
| Post #1 Feb 18 2008, 08:02 PM | Joe E. Holman |
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You folks just knew I had to have a thread like this one here, didn't you? I'm going to pin it and kick it off with today's near worthless announcements on my end... ... I get to work security for an Adult Video Megaplex tonight, which means I'm gonna have a hardon at work all damn night!! |
 
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| Post #2 Feb 18 2008, 09:18 PM | Brad89 |
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Cool! :unsure: Uh... I have to go now, because I have to complete almost a weeks worth of unfinished homework into as little time as possible. As yall can see... I'm a terrible procrastinator. 
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| Post #3 Feb 26 2008, 06:31 AM | Joe E. Holman |
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So, I've been moving, right? OK, I go to move my microwave. My microwave is a cool, blue color. I've always admired it. I get it into the new house, and just then, I notice a sticker on the top that says, "Remove blue wrapper before use." It never occurred to me that the thing was blue because of the wrapper, and all this damn time, I'd been using it with this wrapper preventing it from breathing properly! So I take the wrapper off like I'm supposed to and it looks ugly and boring. I wish I'd left it on! It worked fine! What the hell did I just mention that for?? |
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| Post #4 May 10 2008, 10:21 PM | Joe E. Holman |
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God damnit! It's hot today! SA's been hot as hell the last three days, 92, 97, and 98! The humidity is god-awful! I'm sweltering and just not made it to work, where luckily, I have an AC! |
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| Post #5 May 11 2008, 07:22 AM | Steve |
I entirely missed that post. That's one of the funniest things I've ever heard. |
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| Post #6 May 11 2008, 04:52 PM | Huxley |
| I had a Blue Fridge like that but I couldn't get the door open. |
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| Post #7 May 28 2008, 10:38 PM | Bonzolee |
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After 3 days, I finally got a small popcorn kernel out of my teeth/gums. Son of a bitch was jammed to the side of one of my teeth. The good news is: I no longer want to take a pocket knife to my gums. So... who wants to celebrate? Fuck yeah! |
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* Person A: Everything that exists needs a creator. * Person B: What about the creator of everything? * Person A: Well... he doesn't count. | |
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| Post #8 May 28 2008, 10:42 PM | Joe E. Holman |
| Fuck yeah! I just downed a tub of buttery popcorn, and for the first time, I DIDN'T get any stuff in my teeth! |
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| Post #9 May 28 2008, 10:56 PM | Bonzolee |
| Fuck yeah! |
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* Person A: Everything that exists needs a creator. * Person B: What about the creator of everything? * Person A: Well... he doesn't count. | |
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| Post #10 May 28 2008, 11:13 PM | Bonzolee |
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Also- Van Halen owns all. I'm totally prepared to make that announcement. |
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* Person A: Everything that exists needs a creator. * Person B: What about the creator of everything? * Person A: Well... he doesn't count. | |
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| Post #11 May 29 2008, 12:40 AM | Joe E. Holman |
| I'm a Don Dokken dude. He owns my shit anyway. |
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| Post #12 May 30 2008, 10:13 AM | Huxley |
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I have just completed the eating of the largest Pork Sandwich ever. It had, mustard, Apple sauce, stuffing and 'scrunchums' which is the roasted skin (I think you'd call them scratchings?) They had to serve it on a plate it was so big. It would cost about $5 where you are so that should give you an idea of its sixe since a standard on would be , maybe, $2! I might have to have a lie down. |
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| Post #13 May 30 2008, 09:59 PM | Joe E. Holman |
I'm sick to my stomach somethin' fierce! UUUhhhhh! 
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| Post #14 Jun 13 2008, 03:09 AM | Bonzolee |
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I just purchased some totally bitchin' Coyote sunglasses very similiar to the kind David Caruso wears. Should arrive at my place sometime next week. Just in time for some pretty big social events! 
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* Person A: Everything that exists needs a creator. * Person B: What about the creator of everything? * Person A: Well... he doesn't count. | |
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| Post #15 Jun 13 2008, 11:35 PM | Joe E. Holman |
| Sunglasses are too much trouble to keep track of and not break. Uugh! |
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