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Bottom of the Food Chain (Three, Four, and Five)
Topic Started: Oct 8 2009, 07:35 PM (151 Views)
Joe E. Holman
You guys ain't keepin' up...

Part Three

The year was 1993. It was the last day of summer. School was to start the very next day. I stayed up late this night like the nights before it. The reason for that was I didn’t have to go back to school like brother had to. With a Diet Big Red in my left hand and a buttery-ass bowl of popcorn curled up in my right, I sat on the living room couch watching Comedy Central. It was my own private celebration. All in the Family was...

http://joeholmansblog.blogspot.com/2009/09/bottom-of-food-chain-part-three-of-five.html


Part Four

Back during senior year of high school, I made contact with a guy by the name of Joe Haynes. Our circumstances in meeting were altogether non-spectacular. We were just waiting for our respective buses when I glanced over and made a remark about how he looked like an old friend from Judson high school where I used to go.Joe was a big guy, very stocky, with thick glasses and a bushy head of greasy hair. He wore this oil-stained...

http://joeholmansblog.blogspot.com/2009/09/bottom-of-food-chain-part-four-of-five.html


Part Five

We’ve talked about four losers from my life so far. But of course, there are others. What we haven’t done is talk about loser #5, the writer of the piece you are now reading. Odds are, the four people I have criticized before the entire online world you don’t know. The accounts I gave are completely true down to every recollect-able detail with the exception of a portion of each name. They’ve been changed ever so slightly—they...

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