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| Undertaker's Story; A Salutory Tale | |
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| Topic Started: Oct 3 2009, 11:34 PM (87 Views) | |
| Post #1 Oct 3 2009, 11:34 PM | Perry |
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A Loving Husband An elderly man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, 'You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land , for $150.' The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, 'Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?' The man replied, 'A story I heard has it that long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.' |
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