Damn. Where did I go wrong..

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Damn. Where did I go wrong..
Topic Started: Jul 7 2009, 10:18 PM (291 Views)
Post #1 Jul 7 2009, 10:18 PM	God
It's been fun creating the universe and stuff.. You know, I expanded myself (what you call bigbang, yeah I use brackets too).. Then I created you in my own image, thought it was a good idea back then (jk).. Blah blah fast forward time (which is an illusion for you also) I sent a dude with long hair (not moses) to share you my love and your salvation from the illusion of seperatness.. Guess what? They didn't believe in him because he basically said "I'm god, god is more than I am".. You know the rest, torturing, cross stuff blah blah.. Pfft, never liked history.. You try to find out the truth, I gave you that sticky thing in your skull for a reason.. Anyway, people are asking why God lets the douche-bags roam the world.. If there is a God out there, why there is so much evil? It's actually really simple. I gave you all the power to overcome all the diffuculties.. I also set two basic rules for your dimension (which is 3rd, there's a long way up to me). First is the law of free will. Second is the karma system. It's really simple isn't it? You can do whatever you want (even reject me), however you have to face the consequences. What's about that angry God concept anyway? Why would I ever want to punish you? Anger, hatred and all other negative emotions are the products of your egos, do you think that I have a ego? Yeah, I charged Jesus with super-duper powers to make all other simple life forms feel like shit.. Does that make sense? Jesus showed people how to get those superpowers by following the path of the oneness and love.. To those who "believe" in scientific materalism, are they aware of the fact that it's just another belief system to restrict people? (and scientists don't even promise of superpowers) Believe me (don't take this as subliminal), I never intended a spesific religion to be the only true religion.. Funny thing is, if you get stuck with a religion/teaching you won't be able to show progress.. You don't have to take my word for this, just observe the people who are obsessed with dogmas. To those who are debunking christianity on the net, there is another figure already doing that and doing a good job.. Try to guess.. He has a long hair (not moses) and he's actually dead (dead=not in your dimension). Yeah you guessed right, it's Jesus! However you won't be able to crucify him this time cause, you know he's not in a physical body.. All you can do is to hack his website but don't do that. It's bad karma. Sorry about the typos, I'm also writing at other discussion forums in other star systems at the same time. Peace, I'm out (well, that's actually just a phrase, I'm always with you)	Posts: 1 Group: Member Member #71 Joined: July 7, 2009
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Post #2 Jul 8 2009, 03:45 AM	Huxley
So you can multitask. Big deal. So can Zeus. And welcome God.	Posts: 697 Group: Administrator Member #28 Joined: May 2, 2008



Post #3 Jul 8 2009, 04:31 AM	Bonzolee
God, honest question here: Do you ever fuck/masturbate? If it's the latter... what the hell do you do it to? If it's the former... who/what are you fucking? Also, is it true that you threw Satan out of heaven because he was outgaming you and picking up all the hot angels/others you were romantically interested in? Because if it is.... Dude, I don't blame you. Fuck that shit! Also, what is Jesus's position on jam bands like Phish and the Grateful Dead? Does he dig them, or does he think they are just a bunch of boring farts? Also... dude, who were you rooting for to win the 08 U.S. presidential election? One more thing: Did OJ do it or didn't he? If he didn't, then I totally misread that whole thing.	Posts: 1,314 Group: Administrator Member #7 Joined: February 16, 2008
"Brain disorders, like madness, are themselves contagious. The frequency of madness among doctors who are specialists for the mad is notorious." – Gustave Le Bon "The fact that audiences would rather go to Wonderland than face Iraq speaks volumes." – Random Youtube Poster


Post #4 Jul 12 2009, 03:15 AM	Bonzolee
Damn; God couldn't answer my questions. Lame, bro; very lame.	Posts: 1,314 Group: Administrator Member #7 Joined: February 16, 2008
"Brain disorders, like madness, are themselves contagious. The frequency of madness among doctors who are specialists for the mad is notorious." – Gustave Le Bon "The fact that audiences would rather go to Wonderland than face Iraq speaks volumes." – Random Youtube Poster


Post #5 Jul 23 2009, 05:10 PM	Carmel1110
...turns out that God is just a spam bot.	Posts: 99 Group: Member Member #46 Joined: January 22, 2009



Post #6 Jul 23 2009, 05:57 PM	Noel Cookman
Not enough people read this forum. I suspect God plays to a larger audience. I hear he doesn't do an appearance for just anybody.	Posts: 504 Group: Member Member #25 Joined: April 20, 2008



Post #7 Jul 23 2009, 06:20 PM	Joe E. Holman
Noel Cookman Jul 23 2009, 05:57 PM Not enough people read this forum. I suspect God plays to a larger audience. I hear he doesn't do an appearance for just anybody. That's a shame, but I guess it's no surprise. If God won't reveal himself to individual skeptics with questions, why would he bother with small, quaint forums?	Posts: 1,360 Group: Administrator Member #2 Joined: February 15, 2008



Post #8 Jul 27 2009, 11:34 PM	Carmel1110
Noel Cookman Jul 23 2009, 05:57 PM Not enough people read this forum. I suspect God plays to a larger audience. I hear he doesn't do an appearance for just anybody. yeah, true...maybe he should get his own show on cableTV. but if he insists on hanging out on the the net, he'd reach a much wider audience if he spammed porn sites. ~~~~~~ segway to: useless trivia of the day: 33% of all websites are pornography.	Posts: 99 Group: Member Member #46 Joined: January 22, 2009



Post #9 Jul 28 2009, 01:41 AM	Bonzolee
Quote: useless trivia of the day: 33% of all websites are pornography. Really? That number seems a bit low, actually.	Posts: 1,314 Group: Administrator Member #7 Joined: February 16, 2008
"Brain disorders, like madness, are themselves contagious. The frequency of madness among doctors who are specialists for the mad is notorious." – Gustave Le Bon "The fact that audiences would rather go to Wonderland than face Iraq speaks volumes." – Random Youtube Poster


Post #10 Jul 28 2009, 06:04 AM	Huxley
"a much wider audience if he spammed porn sites." Most of the girls are crying out for God anyway.	Posts: 697 Group: Administrator Member #28 Joined: May 2, 2008



Post #11 Jul 28 2009, 06:42 AM	Brad89
Well, shit... God came to me. I don't think I can manage to be an atheist any more. I mean... HERE HE IS. Shit, I have a LOT of murders and baby feasts to repent for...	Posts: 146 Group: Senior Member Member #6 Joined: February 15, 2008



Post #12 Jul 29 2009, 02:58 AM	Perry
Apologist Noel said: Not enough people read this forum. I suspect God plays to a larger audience. I hear he doesn't do an appearance for just anybody. Right, just like Clark Kent, eh? (You really shouldn't listen to scuttlebut.)	Con fused jus Posts: 834 Group: Administrator Member #4 Joined: February 15, 2008



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